- Great people talk about ideas,Average people talk about things,Small people talk about other people, AndLegends never talk, they send SMS...!!
- Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot...
- Relationship is like a Garden. It's beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...
- Doctors prescription 4 u...A cute little smile 4 breakfast,More laughs 4 lunch,And lots of happiness 4 dinner...Doctor's fees?A SMS whenever u r free....
- My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
- B4 u speak - listen,B4 u write - think,B4 u spend - earn,B4 u criticise - wait,B4 u pray - forgive,B4 u quit - try,B4 u msg others - msg me.
- A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing
- Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
- my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.
- Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....
- hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.1st price:good friendship2nd price:lot of love3rd price:life long sms.for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me.
- hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.1st price:good friendship2nd price:lot of love3rd price:life long sms.for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me.
- Kanjus eke Kanjush....Kanjus dune Makkhichus...Makkhichus tina....U. poetry ho na ho yeh to pata chal gaya ke tum kitne kanjus ho.
- SMOKE EVERYDAYS-SENDM-MEO-ONEK-KOOL SMSE-EVERYDAYso be cool and smoke everyday.
- Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry.
- 9 lessons in life:Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
- I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
- Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free
- Normal Heart ECG_,-,_/! -,-._/.-\" I/My ECG When USMS_/I _/I _/I _/I_/I _/I _/I& look wat happened when u dontSMS ---------------- Straight Line
- When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
- U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
- sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain? Batao!
- keep messaging me,win xcting prizes:1st pries a lot of love.2end pries life time frindship with me.3erd pries free stay in my heart
- Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of rememberance.--
- kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..!
Nov 29, 2008
Send ME
Nov 26, 2008
Gud Mrng, Gud Nite... SMS
- One evening I'll come to ur room
Lock D door
Turn of D lights
Join U in bed
I'll come closer to U
My lips near ur face
&
I'll shout
Have a great night...! - Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
YOU are CHANDA and I am a STAR,
Night is meant for Sleeping Yaar,
So take a Pillow and Soja YAAR...
Gud Nite..!! - MOON
has come to colour
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Gud Nite...Sweet
Dreams..! - JuSt Go OuTsIdE
oR
sEe ThRoUgH uR
wInDoW
hOw PlEaSnT sCeNe
iT iS
jUsT lOoK @ mOoN &
sTaRz,
FeEl ThE cOoL wInD
tHeY aLl ArE hErE tO
gReEt u A sHwEeT నితే - AfTeR
tHe
WhOlE
bUsY
dAy
SoMeOnE
nIcE
iS
wAiTiNg
FoR yOu
ItS
uR
bEd
It'S
tHe
TiMe
2 GeT
sOmE
nIcE
dReAmZ
hAvE sOuNd SleEp
&
GeT uR dReAmZ
- AttEntIoN
PleAse...!!!
Passengers iN
sWEet dreAms
are requestEd To
pLease oPeN
tHeiR eYeS.
tHe Flight oF
SmArT NighT iZ
LaNdInG iNtO A
sWeeT dAy !
GuD
MoRniNg..!! - These Are Just
18 Letters
Yet
They Mean So Much
When
Warmly Sent
just To
Keep In Touch
"T a k e
C a r e
O f
Y o u r s e l f"
Good Morning - G_od
O_ffers Us
O_utstanding
D_evotion
M_ake Us
O_bidient &
R_eady For
N_ew Day 2
I_nitiate
N_ew Aim For The
G_lory Of Life
Have A Blessed Day - (G)ayathri
(O)orvashi
(O)ormila
(D)ivya
(N)isha
(I)sha
(G)ouri
(H)ema
(T)risha
.
.
.
.
Have a Figureful night
Nov 25, 2008
Movie Special
- _-_-_-_-_-_-_Rajni Spl_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Basha: Okka subjct chadivithe anni subjcts chadivinatlu..!!
Narasimha: athiga Chadive aadadi..athiga Copy kotte mogadu Sukhapadinatlu charithralo ledu..
Baba: Chadivindi Gorantha.. Chadvaalsindi Kondantha..!!
Sivaji: Nanna pandule epudu chaduvuthaayi.. Simhaalu.xam roje chaduvuthaayi..!!
Arunachalam: Aa lecturer bodhistaadu..ee arunachalam vini vadilestaadu..!!
Muthu: Nuvu chadavanidi xam lo raakunda podu.. chadivindi ennatiki xam lo gurthuku raadu - Chiru Cinema ki Frnds toh vellu..
Pawan cinema ki Lover toh vellu..
Nag Cinema ki GF/BF toh vellu..
Venki Cinema ki Family toh vellu..
Mahesh Cinema ki Case toh vellu..
BUt..................
But..............................
But......
ballaya cinema ki maathram... INTLO CHEPPI VELLU... - Uppu kappu rambu... Ballaya Bandaga undunu..
Chooda Chooda..Cinemaalu Chettaga undunu..!!
Cinemaalandu..Ballaya Cinemaalu Flopayyaa...!!
Vishwadhaabi Raama..Choodakura Kanna..!!
- Movies of university Lyf
Exam=Evil dead
Classes=kabhi kabhi
Examiner=Don
Viva=encounter
Course=Godzilla
Marking=Andha Qanon
Exam time=Qiamat
Question paper=Aik paheli
Answer paper=Kora kagaz
Result=Sadma
Pass=Chamatkar
Fail=Devdas
Vacation=Masti
Purpose of education=Na tum jano na hum.. - OKKAMOGADU, VEERABHADRA, ALLARI PIDUGU, PANDURANGADU, VIJAYENDRA VARMA, CHENNAKESAVA REDDY,MAHARADHI ila vachi okokka cinema flop avutunte ee sari vache cinema flop kadu bumper flop avvalani mari pettadra maa siddhanti yi cinema peru
PANDIMURI PENTAYYA ani - Nitin : Ee Msg Chadive gal..Sexy ga undi kadara...
Ram Charan Tej : Yaa..chaaalaa Cute ga kuda undi..
Prabhas : Orey..adi maa atha kuthuru raa..
Allu Arjun : Oyee..adi meeku chelli avvudi ra..she My Lover Nikitha.. yu know??
Nov 6, 2008
Friendship SMS
- Friends r lyk crayons, they colour our lives. I may b yur fav color..but hope U will need me some wr 2 complete yur pic.
- The Best Friends
In Life May Not Be
Always There When You
Want Them
But
Are Always There When
You Need Them .. - The Best Friends
In Life May Not Be
Always There When You
Want Them
But
Are Always There When
You Need Them .. - A Good Friend Is A
Connection To Life
A Tie To Past
A Road To Future
The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World - A Good Friend Is A
Connection To Life
A Tie To Past
A Road To Future
The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World - A Good Friend Is A
Connection To Life
A Tie To Past
A Road To Future
The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World - 2 MaKe FrEnD iS oUr
ChOiCe
BuT
iTs nOt In OuR pOwEr
2 KeEp 'Em
No MaTtEr Wh8 V dO
2 'Em
So AlWaYs TrEaSuRe
'Em As If ThEy WeRe d
OnLy tHiNg U eVr
WaNtD 2 PoSsEs ... - No One In This World
Is Rich Enough
To Buy His Own
Childhood & Youth Back
However FRIENDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments From Time To Time
For No Cost ... - A FRIEND
Is One
With Whom
You Are Comfortable
To Whom
You Are Loyal
Through Whom
You Are Blessed
And
For Whom
You Are Grateful .... - Friendship Is Not
Written By Chalk
2 Erase Or Write Again
Its Written With d Ink
Of Love
On d Wall Of Heart
Once Written Cant
Changed... - Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey
Starting At Forever
And
Ending At Never - A GOOD Friend:
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elives in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be"without you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets yours fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality..........
FrIeNdS aSk WhY yOu
ArE cRyInG ...
BuT
BeSt FrIeNdS aLrEaDy
HaVe ThE sHoVeL
rEaDy To BuRy
ThE lOsEr ThAt MaDe
YoU cRy ..- F R I E N D S
Are The Most Important
Part Of Your Life
Treasure The Tears ,
Treasure The Laughter ,
But
Most Importantly
Treasure The Memories - To be disturbed by the beep of a mobile only means that
SOME HOW SOME WHERE SOMEBODY
IS THNKNG OF yU..
Dis moment its ME..!! - A Gudfrnd is an eXtension of Ourself..so wthout U, I'm nt complete. So tak care of Urself Coz' I dont wanna Lose a Part Of MinE..!!
- Beautyful pictures r developed by Negatives in DarkRoom..!!
sO..if yu C DarkNess in yur Lyf ..assUme dat GOD is maKng a BeaUtyful futuRe 4yu..!! - Ppl Lyk U r foUnd onlY in a bIllion..
U beTr tak Care of ursElf.. coZ' im nt iN a mOOd 2 seaRch anOthr billiOn 4a sweeTHeart lYk U..!! - Friendship Is Not
Written By Chalk
2 Erase Or Write Again
Its Written With d Ink
Of Love
On d Wall Of Heart
Once Written Cant
Changed...!! - Value Of 0 Is not Equal to 100.... But 100 Will not be So valueable Without 0.
Yur Place Iz Jst Lyk da 0 In My 100 FrNds.. thy Wil Hav No Value If yu r MISSING..!! - U are strong as RUM..
Fine as WINE..
Cool as BEER..
Classic as WHISKY..
Sophisticated as VODKA..
in short I'm totally TUNN in Ur FrienDShip..!! - Small angr,
Silly fights,
Sweet sms,
Serious jokes,
Sensitiv feelings,
Senseles talks,
mixture of al d abov
is cald FRIENDSHIP...!! - DOST Wo Ho Jo
JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB- Ki Barish Ho
MAR- Ki Shaam Ho
APR- Ki Bahar Ho
MAY- Ki Subha Ho
JUN- Ki Chaa'on Ho
JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho
AUG- Ki Taaro'n Bhari Raat Ho
SEP- Ki Chandni Ho
OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho
NOV- Ki Hawa Ho
DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho
SAAL k 12 Mahiney
Saath Ho ... - I can appreciate
Coffee without milk..
Night without lamp..
Sweet without sugar..
Burgers without cheese..
But NOT
FREINDSHIP without "U" - "SPACE"
Seems Like An
Empty Word,
But
Its Full Of ...
(S)pecial
(P)eople
(A)round
(C)aring
(E)ndlessly
ThanQ For Being
A Part Of My
SPACE ... - In Maths
Luv=143
In Botany
Luv=Rose
IN Calender
Luv=Feb14
In Anatomy
Luv=Heart
In Archiology
Luv=Tajmahal
In Friendship
Luv=U.. - A daily thought...
A silent tear...
A Constant wish that u r near...
Words are few but thoughts r deep...
Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!! - I may
Not
Hav
Given
Wat is
Expected
From a
FRIEND
I am
HUMAN
Not
PERFECT,
But
Inside
Dis
IMPERFECTION
Lies a
HEART
Dat values u
4EVER. - The 10 Qualities
Of Perfect Friend
Must Have
1 Great & Brave Heart
2 Sweet & Soft Voice
3 Sharp & Fast Brain
4 Cute & Stupid Smile
5 Loving & Caring
6 Confident
7 Attractive
8 Deep Connectivity
9 Power Of Speaking
Truth
10 Power Of Hearing
Lie About Their Self ...
- Old Messages Are Deleted,
When New Messages Come 2 Inbox,
Old Friends Are Ignored When New 1 Comes,
Never Do This Mistake Because,
Same Messages Can Be Created,
But Not The Same Old Friends.. !! - NeVeR tRy aLoNe 2 TaKe D wEiGhT oF a tEaR
DaT cUmS oUt oF Ur hEaRt & fALLs tHrOuGh Ur EyEs..
ALwYz rEmEmBeR a fRNd iS hErE 2 CaRe
Nov 4, 2008
Flirt SMS
- Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
- U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I don't know what I mean 2 u,
but u'll always be special 2 me. - Whts wrong wid ur cell?
Tried calling U so many times
bt every time d operater says
the subscriber u r calling is in ur HEART! - The sweetness of chocolate
remains in tongue for some minutes
but the sweetness of person like you
remains in heart forever and ever always - Sweet MSG
2 Sweet Heart
from sweeter 1
with sweetest words
in sweet style
on sweet time
4 sweet reason
of xpressing sweetest feelings
that
SweetHeart
I LUV U. - Sweet MSG
2 Sweet Heart
from sweeter 1
with sweetest words
in sweet style
on sweet time
4 sweet reason
of xpressing sweetest feelings
that
SweetHeart
I LUV U. - Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX! - New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n
i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter
so lets mk them brother n sister. - Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50.
But you don't worry, flirting is still free. - I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead. - Those who can't have u hate u,
those who have u can't handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me who just can't refuse u! - Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you! - All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u. - Don't send any messages,
I don't want to see you,
hear your voice, think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2
keep away from Sweets. - Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of
Honey In Veins. No Wonder! - Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of
Honey In Veins. No Wonder! - It takes two to tango,
two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair &
one of those things is ME n YOU! - A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss,
without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss.
U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet.
So plz understand that u make my life complete. - Some say you are ugly,
Some say you are jungly,
Some say you are pugly,
but I say you are lovely. - I can't help it, it's not by choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe
and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just can't help it I'm crazy for U! - Whenever I miss u
I won't luk 4 u in my dreams
or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U - Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,
UR LOVE is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat - The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and
now you make my heart burn like hell! - Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha,
Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon. - The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I'll have to take a bite of u. - U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila,
as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu,
as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne.
I'm simply drunk on U. - Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you! - I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me? - I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me? - The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,
like a song without music,
like a rose without smell,
like a face without smile,
like ME without U! - I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice,
sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it. - Once upon a time, something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be,
it was a fantasy, a dream come true.
It was the day I met u! - An important element of LOVE is communication,
and that's the reason why my fingers are
still pressing the keys on my phone.
Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US... - Can you see me? no? Turn around,
can you see me now? no? Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you because
you have a special place in my heart! - What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H
A
Boy
Can
Do
Everything
For
Girls
Heart - I wanted to send you all my love
but the postman said it was too big !!!!! - I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die
if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. - The day that I'll die,
when death replaces birth,
I'll recognize angels' faces,
'cus I live with one on earth. - I get the best feeling in the world
when you say hi or even smile at me
because I know, even if its just for a second,
that I've crossed your mind. - Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you
and all you have to do is smile to get to me? - If I got a penny every time I thought of you
I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow. - If u feel little dizzy,
lot bored, little sick, all lost,
little sad and frustrated,
I know whats wrong....
UR'suffering from the lack of...
VITAMINE -"I" - Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU!
you're smiling again
Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE
hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie
Just to make some one SMILE! - I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line! - We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now,
do u think we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !? - At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping.
2.3 million are falling in love.
4.1 million are eating and
only 1 cute is reading this txt ;) - What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much - Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME! - Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye....... - 143 is numerically saying "I LOVE YOU"
What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU LOVE ME TOO?
Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO" - Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U. - Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
AAre baba, I am asking that u Miss me na? - Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S. - Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S. - I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me? - Are you tired?
Because you've been running through my mind all day. - Let's commit the perfect crime,
I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy - Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you... - It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTION'S:
How many Times Did u Press The Button - 2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing! - You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me - God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you.
If he did, I won’t be able to afford
to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you. - Darling, if you are the second best girl/boy for me,
then who is the best? The answer is nobody,
because you will always be the best girl/boy for me - If you were to check my handphone one day,
you will realise that yours will be the one and only name that appears in my
inbox, sent messages and dialed numbers folder.
Cos anything associated with you,
is just too precious to be deleted away. - If I write you a song, will you listen?
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it? - science haz proved that SugaR melts in water......
so plzzzz...DONT walk in rain ..
otherwize i wil lose such a
sWEEt friend like U..!! - Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can't find anything as
sweet as YOU!. - Can I hav ur picture,so Santa Clause knows exactly wat to give me
- If luv is blind,how will u find me?
- R u free for d rest of ur life?
- Every man dreams of a beautiful woman,
so do I....
I dream of u. - Do u hav a coin?
I want to call ur parents to thank dem - Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! - GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."
BOY-"Ok then., Let's Start with Kisses !" - Lord Said,"LUV THY NEIGHBOUR"
I have been doind it since
U moved into my Locality - Wen I first saw u in d class
I was WANDER-STRUCk
wen u opened ur mouth
D whole class was WANDER-Struck - In d Garden Of My HEart
Wanted A GURL-FRND
Experienced not Required! For Plz Come:
Wid U its like Dealing wid a Govt. Department,
Apply Apply Apply,but no Reply....Anyway!
Its said,all things come to him who waits,
so I m waiting for U...
For- Khubsurat Sahjaadi
Date- Kal bhi... Aaj bhi...
Time- When ever U desire
Place- U Like
Given By- Team OF Hum Hai Rahi Pyaar Ke.- Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!! - Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her& her new Bf..!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad.. - Guy: You luk like my wife .....
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Lady: (surprising) What's your wife name ?
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Guy: I', not married yet
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Moral: Xpress Ur ideas Smartly - Dark were those days, without your sight.
Wen I was in darkness, yu gav me light.
Yu gav me strength 2 mak Lyf bright.
Thank you so much......
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT...!! - If gal vomits her parents asks-Kon tha wo
kAmina?
If boy vomit-Kamine,kaha pikar aya he?
MORAL:
No matr whoevr vomits,Boys r alwys KAMINA..! - If yu hav any prblm in yur Lyf.. dnt say.. " Hey MAHèSH..I hav a prblm.."
say
"Hey prblm..I hav MAHèSH" - Life is short live it!!
Luv is rare grab it!!
Anger is bad dump it!!
Fear is awful fave it!!!
Memories r sweet cherish it!!
sender is genius accept it - Boy: My age is 20
Gal: My age is also 20
Boy: Kool.. then come 2 my rOom..
Gal: YY??
Boy: To play 20-20 match..! - heyaa...
hw many tyms I hav told U nt 2 send SMSes 2 my mobile..
C now..!!
all da ants r crawling over my mobile 2 taste yur sweet SMSes.. - Today Is
F.U.C.K Day
(Friend U Can
Keep Forever)
I Just FUCKED U
So, FUCK Whoever
Deserves It & See Who
FUCKS U Back
So Frwrd To All
FUCKERS U Know
FUCK U - SuPPosE
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
ThEn 5=?
ThinK B4
ScroLiNg
Down...
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Ans is
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"1"
ReMeMber 1st LinE
1=5
MorAL: Use Ur BrAin
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