Mom: Dnt wry son, I'll arrange ur marriage, coz' yu R nt yur Dad's Son..!!
Now Dad Shockng..!!
Son Gets happy..!!
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Who is Da TRue INDIAN??
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Rajiv Gandhi.. coz' hez da person who followed "All INDIANS r my bro's & sis's " and got married 2 a foreign gal.. ;)
A heart melting luv story. Boy: I can't marry u. My family members refused. Girl: Who r they to stop our love?
Boy:"MY WIFE and 3 CHILDREN"
I Love u
I Love u again
I Love u very much
I Love u specialy bcoz Swamy vivekanand said!
Love Animals.
Specialy Monkey
So I Love u again.
U R MY BEST, SMART CUTE LOVABLE SWEETEST N INTELIGENT FRIEND
NOTE:-Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawiktase koi sambadh nahi.
What is bravery ? Ans:U Coming home late night with ur boy frnd , mom waiting outside wit a zadu stick to beat u, & u ask,HI MOM Still cleaning d house..!!
Pls give me a KISS !
Shocked ? Daro mat KISS means
K > Koi I > Interesting S > Sms S > Send karo!
ab to thik hai na?!! So always KISS me!!
Hurry up.Fill in d blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi" 1:____main insaan nahi hun. 2:____main hi bevakuf hun. 3:____mera koi ilaj nahi. 4:____main hi idiot hun.REPLY...
Try dis Its fun thnk of a no. b/w 1-9 Now + 5 * by 2 + 5 - 3 * by 5 + 8 Write dat number on a paper. Now fold dat paper aur uska Plane bana ke uda
Teacher: Bacho aaje se sharab naa peena, non-veg na khana kabhi ladki ko naa chedna aur apne desh ke liye jaane dena.. Bacche: De denge saala...aise jeene se..marna hi acha hai..!!!
Boy father se - Bapu idhar aa. Mother- Beta daddy se aise nahi bolte, daddy ko izzat se bulate hain. Boy- Bapu izzat se idhar aa...
Type of FARTERS: CLEVER-Passes gas silently & sits quietly SHY-Pases slowly & smiles. ARROGANT-Passes loudly & laughs UNLUCKY lik u-Tries to fart but gets shit
Top 3 college Rules: 1) Be quiet in the class coz othrs r sleeping. 2) Dont 4get 2 carry ur book coz it acts as a pillow. 3) Keep d campus clean-be absent
People say A kind KISS is on 4HEAD A Sweet KISS on CHEEKS A Passionate on LIPS A Romantic on NECK bt Seriously d HOTTEST KISS is on.....
d IRON! Jus TRY IT :)
I Dropped a Coin in the Wishing Well and Prayed for a Smart and Intelligent Friend. then God Gifted Me You and Said, . . Itne Paise me aisa hi Milega...!.HI!
Boy: I love you... Girl: but i dont... Boy: i really love you a lot ... Girl: but sorry i dnt Boy: waiter bring 2 dfrent bill 4 us Girl: ok ok i love u
U are 95% beautiful u are 96% sweet u are 97% nice u are 98% good brother u are 99% lovely and I'M 100% FEKU..
Birds Love U, Monkeys Love U, Hippos Love U....Please Go Back 2 Zoo, Dey Really Miss U.;-
When does a friend become a best friend? When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
Beauty is:ageless love is-Boundless Heart beats r-countles and a frnd like u:hopeles! Oops! Shameles! Oh!Sory useles Na na! Brainles!O xtrmly sory priceless..?
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Bhai ye post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiyee. Man: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kuch samaj nahi aa raha.
So Many options POSION, SLEEPING PILLS, HANGING, JUMPING FROM BUILDING, LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS... But people choose MARRIAGE - SLOW BUT SURE
When things go wrong When sadness fills ur Heart When tears flow in ur eyes Always say these words.
Yeh ganpat..!! chal daru la....
what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondaring how? thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students..
studnt:wallet hai paise nahi,lecture hai atendence nahi, mobile hai balance nahi,frnds hai gfs nahi, EXAM HAI TENSION NAHI,PADHNA HAI MOOD NAHI!!
Newton's law of LUV
Every boy on earth is attractd 2wrds a girl with a force directly proportional 2 d beauty of d girl n inversly prop 2 strength of her brother.
MEN T-SHIRT QUOTE
I Am Not Worried About Terrorism.. I AmMarried..
Log kehte hai ki 40,000 ka ROYAL PAINT lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai... Mera kahena mano, 400 ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sari duniya hi rangeen dikhegi....
The Best 5 answers given by Girls in India when a boy proposes:- 1)No ! 2)R u mad ? 3)U wer always my gud Frnd.. 4)I dont belive in love !! 5)Sorry I Waz Committed..!!
U r very special fr me so u should alwys take care of Urslf I can't b wit u all the time, so plz b careful whnevr U jump frm TREE TO TREE! WHAT'S UP
Forgetting u is a crime, Ignoring u is a shame, Liking u is a pleasure, Thinking of u is a necessity &Disturbing u is-"arey itna to mera haq banta hai yaar''
Parents 2 a college watchman: "Is this college good?" watchman: "probably d best. I did my ENGG here & got immediate placement..!!
Zindgi ek ajeeb paheli hai..
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keypad dabane se solve nahi hogi.
Kutte
Kameene
Gadhe
Ullu ke patthe
Bandar ke bachche
Bhaalu
Bhaes
Haathi
Gende
Sab milkar bhi Hamaari DOSTI nahi tod sakte..kyu kaisa laga!
Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to Royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink Beer with chicken fry
Do u want a free recharge card number... wait...
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
To get d no jst scratch here with Blade.
Wxy Wxy Wxy Wxy
Nahi samaj aaya?
jara ulta karke dekho!
hi hi.. ha ha
jab sidha samaj nahi aya to ulta kya GHANTA samaj ayega.
Never think about how romantic a msg ur bf /gf has sent u. Always think ...saala usko kisne bheja
Sorry to disturb u, but it's really urgent. Ravan again kidnapped sita.....
& , we need a hundred monkeys urgently...... So...Turant niklo.
Love and Friendship r walkin in a village.. Love falls down in a well Why? Becauset love is blind Frndship also jumps inside Why?
Angat Masti! Dusara kaay?
Scroll down if u Like me!
so u Like me?
dats so Sweet!
Ok u can stop.
Stop it,Enough.
dis is 2 much.
Ok ok i 2 like u Happy?
Uff Crazy Fan.
Mummy:kaha gaya tha? Beta: girlfreind se milne gaya tha. Mummy: kis liye? Beta: ha mummy bahut kiss liye.
Cutest excuse : A kid gets 0 marks in paper. Father (angrily): "what is this?" Kid : "Teacher k paas STAR khatam ho gaye toh PLANET dena shuru kar diya!
No-men can ever be satisfied with 3things in life 1)Mobile 2)Automobile 3)Girlfriend Bcoz there is always a better model available in future
Every 2nd peg of whisky reduces life by 5min. Each sex trip increases life by 10min. So d basic equation is :A FUCKING DRINKER NEVER DIES.. CHEERS!
NEW Mastercard. Advertisement- Call Girl:Rs.5,000/-Hotel Room: Rs.2,000/-
Condom:Rs.10/-
ERECTION..?
Dude. . There r Sum things Money just cant BUY..!!
If Parvati n Tulsi are running..... What song should be played in the background....??
" Race Saanso Ki... "
To hear what is unspoken
To see what is unseen
To feel even without touching
is
called
"SCHIZOPHRENIA" n people think its Love!!!
we r gud friends I'm lamp U r light I'm coke U r sprite I'm saawan U r baadal
I'm normal U r
also normal yaar apne aap par hi shak kar rhe ho!
Our “Frenship” is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have… when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c
Our “Frenship” is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have… when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c
A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?' He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History
Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
When words fail... eyes work, when eyes fail... heart works, and when heart fails... to kya?, samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'
Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally u r only an infant. Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Breakfast Cudtt Eat bcz Thinking of U !!
Launch cudnt eat bcz Thinking of u !!
Dinner cudt eat bcz thinking of u !!
nite cudt sleep
bcz
I'm damm Hungry ..!!
Wife:remove my skirt. Husband:ok wife:remove my top. H:ok Wife:remove my bra H: ok Wife:remove my panties H:ok wife:And never Wear my dress again..
Kaju, Badam, Akhrot, Pista, Kishmish, All dry fruits r tasty but they have No comparison with you.. Becoz 'KHAJUR' ki to baat hi alag he
Today is death aniversary of
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
In his memory plz send this SMS to atleast one local CARTOON.... I have done my job.....!
I need ur help urgently.If u hav HEART THN PLZ pass this msg 2all ur FRIENDS.I urgently need 3 BOTTLES of
KINGFISHER BEER (With chips)
3tips 2break a miror: 1.pathar mar k todo 2.utha k niche pheko 3.shishe k samne khade ho k muskurao.
Govt has passed a new rule! Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax!
Don smile i know u r safe!
Oh my God.!
i've 2 pay
If u don't sms me God will giv u Lalu's brain
Mayavati's face, Jayalalita's body
Abdul kalaam's Hair style, Atal bihari's walking style
Director 2 Mallika:
Suhagrat ka scene hai, aap hero ko garam dudhka glass dengi
Mallika:Glass se he pilana tha to,Vidhya Balan ko lena tha.
New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions 2. OBC : Write ANY question. 3. SC : Read ONLY questions. 4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.
Drinking Beer,Whisky,Smoking Cigarettes, Drugs r Man's Worst Enemies...! But, The Man who Runs Away from his Enemies... Is a Coward... So CHEERS..!!
Drinking Beer,Whisky,Smoking Cigarettes, Drugs r Man's Worst Enemies...! But, BIBLE says...LOVE UR ENEMIES.. so ..CHEERS..!!
A : u r Attractive B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r Darlin E : u r Excellent F : u r Fabulous G : u r Great H : Hatt yaar,'Z' tak kaun jhoot bolega!!
Life B 4 marriage is AIRTEL ... u can express u r self . After honeymoon its VODOFONE wherever u go u r wife follows . After 1 year it's RELIANCE .. kar liya wife ne mutthi mein . After 5 yrs it's IDEA .. A wife has changed u r life . After 10 yrs it's BSNL .. Subscriber is not reachable
Finally its happened! BEER is now cheaper than PETROL! "DRINK" don't DRIVE
7 reasons why i joined Media 1 i hate to sleep 2 i've enjoyd my life in childhood 3 i want a disturbed family life 4 i want to take revenge from myself 5 i desperately need break-up from my dearest one,s 6 i want social boycott 7 i love to work on holidays.
Oye mere dost...andhere k ghost... double ande k toast...bujhe hue lamp post... murgi k roast...flopshow k host..... I miss u dost..!!
G.f:Meri mummy bi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai. B.f:Kuch bi ho.. pr main shaadi to tum hi se karunga!
The golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss. Try it. ;)
To be is to do. -socrates
To do is to be. -plato
Do be do be do. -Scooby doo.
Once a boy asked god,"Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage...??"
God replied,"No it is not,but the problem is that you guys dont sleep..
What do u call a knee of a bee?
Ans: BI-KI-NI !!
World's most unexpected Joke:- Wat happens after a Lion roars??
take a guess,cmon...
think...
Tom & Jerry Cartoon STARTS.Hehe
An ass behind another ass, behind dat i, & behind i d whole nation. Sardar teaching his children d spelling of'assassination'.
True but funny fact: A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband! But A boy never worries abt his future until he gets a wife!
Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land & water. Sam: Frog! Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals. Sam: Frog's mom, frog's dad & frog's sister.
Pappu: Y u got faild in Maths exam..? Son: Once Madam said 3+5=8 Next day she said 4+4=8 woh khud hi confirm nahi, mujhe kya sikhaye gi
U R one of the most CUTE persons in d world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating. Useless. Troubles. Everywhere
Whn love fails, emotion wrks. Whn emotion fails, memories wrk. Whn memories fail, words wrk. Whn everythin fails, take 90 ML. whisky it rlly works. " Cheers!"
+ve thinking poem
Little bird in the sky, dropping potty on ur eye, u don't worry, u don't cry, u just thank god that ur boss don't fly.
Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window and you put your face out then people started shouting "Twins Twins"
Medical & Engg.princpals argued dat their studnts are fearless MED princy askd studnts 2 jump in sea full f sharks. they said OK & jumped.. MED princy : c d guts... ENGG. princy asked studnts 2 jump. They said "abe chal hat". ENG princy : c d guts.. Moral: ENGINEERS ROCK...!!
Boy:If i kiss u & run,wat wil u think? GIRL:I wil think...1 bewakoof,jo pura paper ttempt kar sakta tha,sirf objectives likh ke bhag gaya..!!
Mehek kingfisher ki kam nahi hoti, peene se zindagi khatam nahi hoti, sath botal k agar ho classic mild cigarate to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti. . . Wah...Wah ..!!
Commerce profesar asks the student: What is the most important source of finance 4 starting business? Student: Father in law
Mera no. change ho gaya hai
UNDERWEAR ka.. Agar tujhe meri purani UNDERWEAR chahiye to le jana. Arey Hat pagle. Ab thanx bolkar bhai ko rulayega kya.
Let me Test ur maths! (u shld read only 1time, ok)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q.: Hw mny times u pressed d button?
2 men were searching 4 their lost wifes. 1st:how's ur wife look like? 2nd:Beautiful,Bold,blue eyes,cute. What abt urs? 1st:meri ko maar goli chal teri dhundein..
Golden words...
"A man who is behind Cigarette, drugs, alcohol, is more safe than a man who is behind a girl" . . . SO BEWARE OF GIRL'S REPLY TOH KARO YAAR!!
Diwali Joke
Boy: Mummy ee red color tapaki kalusthey mast sound vastundi kada??
Mummy: Orey Sachinoda..!!
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Adi Gas Cylinder Ra..!!
Lets play a game
Its Very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
Start..
Kya start?
Ye koi game khelne ka time hai..? chup-chaap So jao!
Tell me why r u avoiding me these days? Did i do anything wrong? Keep in touch with me atleast once a week na. Its really hurting! Yours lovingly, LUX SOAP!!
Planing 4 movie 2morow.R u free? Give me a call
if yes
tum apne TV pe dekhna, mein apne TV Par..
if no
parso fir program banayenge
Aaj 'tom n jerry' ki barsi hai. Unki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 'CARTOON' ko zaroor send karein. Maine apna FARZ pura kar diya ab aapki baari hai..
r u free now?? wen u get tym..can u gimme a cal..its urgent...!! i Need 2 talk 2 u sumthng personl..... CHARMINAR is 4 sale anta.. konedaamaa..
Hey r u free now??
Can u Cal me bak??
Ntng serious..its jst that my frnd wants 2 hear yur voice.. She iz nt believng dat MONKEYS can talk...
WIFE:I thnk our daught is in LOVE?? HUSBAND:how yu know?? WIFE:Coz' shez nt askng pockt money..!!
She came 2 me 1nite..xplored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed nd her fill.When satisfied she left...I waz Hurt...!! "Damn Mousquito..!! "
لیکن ایک چیز جو کبھی نہی بدل سکتی وہ ہے میرا پیار صرف تمہارے لئے
Sender:Osama-Bin-Laden
Shakespeare said ...
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Did he said anythng 2 yu??
bolo.. khatam karinge saala ko..
Ganguly Won NATWEST series & removed his shirt..!!
Dhoni Won T20 & removed his shirt..!!
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Tondarga Sania Mirza Wimbeldon CUp gelichetatlu choodu ..!!
AD kosam Prince Mahesh THUMS-Up taagadu...
Dhoni Fans Kosam 7UP taagadu..
Trisha Sales Kosam FANTA taagindi...
Mana Friendshp Kosam nuvvu kanisam..
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. . . . DOMEX kuda taagaleva..
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sry.. take bak yur photo
my MOM gt scared.. Dad shocked.. Cousin Fainted.. Sister ran way.. My dog is in coma..
Sweet Quote From An 8 Years Old Kid
"LOVE Is When I Can't Pay Attention In Class Because I m Too Busy In Writing 'HER' 1st Name With 'MY' Last Name ...
Mera SMS Mila.... ... Nahi mila ... .... ..... Ye lo... SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS ... ... Lo chote SMS sms sms sms sms sms ... ... Ye lo remix sMs Sms sMS .. .. Stylish wale bhi lo $m$ $m$ $m$ ... ... Ab to khush... To ab muskura do
Mera SMS Mila.... ... Nahi mila ... .... ..... Ye lo... SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS ... ... Lo chote SMS sms sms sms sms sms ... ... Ye lo remix sMs Sms sMS .. .. Stylish wale bhi lo $m$ $m$ $m$ ... ... Ab to khush... To ab muskura do
STRESS: When your wife is pregnant..
TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant..
PANIC: When both are pregnant..
TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy...!!
Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali Barkat Ali Mehboob Ali & Altaf Ali
5th time, it was twins, Ali's wife decided to name them BAS-KAR-ALI.. REHAM-KAR-ALI..
sardar1:Toys shop owner kicked me out oh da shop..
Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back
I thought of suicide Went to the Railway track . . . .. . . . . . On the Way I Got Ur Sms After reading I thought to live! U Inspired Me . . . . . . . . . . . A useles person like U is alive,Why should I Die!
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