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Funny SMS
Thrilling Family Story:
Family members Mom, Dad & Son(hero)...
Intro Song..
Hero seeing a gal, Luvng her, fortunately she comes opp of his house...
Loves goes smoothly aftr proposal...
Dad saw Son wth dat Gal..
-_-_-_-_-_-_INTERVAL-_-_-_-_-_-_
Dad: Y r u moving close wth dat gal..
Song: I LOVE dat Gal & I'll marry her..
Dad gets shcokd, violin background music, 4 closeup shots..!!
-_-_-_-_-_-_CLIMAX-_-_-_-_-_-_
Dad: Impossible, shez yur sis..U cant marry her..!!
Son: shockng..!! (Twist in da Story)
Mom: Dnt wry son, I'll arrange ur marriage, coz' yu R nt yur Dad's Son..!!
Now Dad Shockng..!!
Son Gets happy..!!
-_-_-_-_-_-_THE END-_-_-_-_-_-_ - Who is Da TRue INDIAN??
...
Rajiv Gandhi..
coz' hez da person who followed
"All INDIANS r my bro's & sis's "
and got married 2 a foreign gal.. ;)
- A heart melting luv story.
Boy: I can't marry u. My family members refused.
Girl: Who r they to stop our love?
Boy:"MY WIFE and 3 CHILDREN" - I
Love
u
I
Love u
again
I
Love u
very much
I
Love u
specialy
bcoz
Swamy vivekanand said!
Love
Animals.
Specialy
Monkey
So I Love u
again. - U R MY BEST,
SMART
CUTE
LOVABLE
SWEETEST N
INTELIGENT FRIEND
NOTE:-Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai
Inka wastawiktase koi sambadh nahi. - What is bravery ?
Ans:U Coming home late night with ur boy frnd ,
mom waiting outside wit a zadu stick to beat u,
& u ask,HI MOM Still cleaning d house..!! - Pls give me a KISS !
Shocked ?
Daro mat
KISS means
K > Koi
I > Interesting
S > Sms
S > Send karo!
ab to thik hai na?!!
So always KISS me!! - Hurry up.Fill in d blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi"
1:____main insaan nahi hun.
2:____main hi bevakuf hun.
3:____mera koi ilaj nahi.
4:____main hi idiot hun.REPLY...
- Try dis
Its fun
thnk of a no. b/w 1-9
Now + 5
* by 2
+ 5
- 3
* by 5
+ 8
Write dat number on a paper.
Now fold dat paper aur
uska Plane bana ke uda - Teacher: Bacho aaje se sharab naa peena, non-veg na khana kabhi ladki ko naa chedna aur apne desh ke liye jaane dena.. Bacche: De denge saala...aise jeene se..marna hi acha hai..!!!
- Boy father se - Bapu idhar aa.
Mother- Beta daddy se aise nahi bolte, daddy ko izzat se bulate hain.
Boy- Bapu izzat se idhar aa... - Type of FARTERS:
CLEVER-Passes gas silently & sits quietly
SHY-Pases slowly & smiles. ARROGANT-Passes loudly & laughs
UNLUCKY lik u-Tries to fart but gets shit - Top 3 college Rules:
1) Be quiet in the class coz othrs r sleeping.
2) Dont 4get 2 carry ur book coz it acts as a pillow.
3) Keep d campus clean-be absent - People say
A kind KISS is on 4HEAD
A Sweet KISS on CHEEKS
A Passionate on LIPS
A Romantic on NECK
bt Seriously
d HOTTEST KISS is on.....
d IRON!
Jus TRY IT :) - I Dropped a Coin in the Wishing Well and Prayed for a Smart and Intelligent Friend. then God Gifted Me You and Said, . . Itne Paise me aisa hi Milega...!.HI!
- Boy: I love you...
Girl: but i dont...
Boy: i really love you a lot ...
Girl: but sorry i dnt
Boy: waiter bring 2 dfrent bill 4 us
Girl: ok ok i love u
- U are 95% beautiful u are 96% sweet u are 97% nice u are 98% good brother u are 99% lovely and I'M 100% FEKU..
- Birds Love U, Monkeys Love U, Hippos Love U....Please Go Back 2 Zoo, Dey Really Miss U.;-
- When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into
"I will kill you if you don't care for me" - Beauty is:ageless
love is-Boundless
Heart beats r-countles and
a frnd like u:hopeles! Oops! Shameles! Oh!Sory useles Na na! Brainles!O xtrmly sory priceless..? - Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Bhai ye post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiyee.
Man: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kuch samaj nahi aa raha. - So Many options
POSION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING,
JUMPING FROM BUILDING,
LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS...
But people choose
MARRIAGE - SLOW BUT SURE
- When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur Heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always say these words.
Yeh ganpat..!! chal daru la.... - what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR - Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students.. - 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!
- 1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! Life In A College
studnt:wallet hai paise nahi,lecture hai atendence nahi,
mobile hai balance nahi,frnds hai gfs nahi,
EXAM HAI TENSION NAHI,PADHNA HAI MOOD NAHI!! Newton's law of LUV
Every boy on earth is attractd 2wrds a girl with a force directly proportional 2 d beauty of d girl n inversly prop 2 strength of her brother. MEN T-SHIRT QUOTE
I Am Not Worried About Terrorism..
I AmMarried.. - Log kehte hai ki 40,000 ka ROYAL PAINT lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai...
Mera kahena mano, 400 ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sari duniya hi rangeen dikhegi.... - The Best 5 answers given by Girls in India when a boy proposes:-
1)No !
2)R u mad ?
3)U wer always my gud Frnd..
4)I dont belive in love !!
5)Sorry I Waz Committed..!!
- U r very
special
fr
me
so
u
should
alwys
take
care
of
Urslf
I
can't
b
wit
u
all
the
time,
so plz
b careful
whnevr
U jump frm
TREE TO TREE! WHAT'S UP - Forgetting u is a crime,
Ignoring u is a shame,
Liking u is a pleasure,
Thinking of u is a necessity
&Disturbing u is-"arey itna to mera haq banta hai yaar'' - Parents 2 a college watchman: "Is this college good?"
watchman: "probably d best. I did my ENGG here & got immediate placement..!! - Zindgi ek ajeeb paheli hai..
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keypad dabane se solve nahi hogi. - Kutte
Kameene
Gadhe
Ullu ke patthe
Bandar ke bachche
Bhaalu
Bhaes
Haathi
Gende
Sab milkar bhi Hamaari DOSTI nahi tod sakte..kyu kaisa laga! - Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to Royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink Beer with chicken fry
- Do u want a free recharge card number...
wait...
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
To get d no jst scratch here with Blade. - Wxy Wxy Wxy Wxy
Nahi samaj aaya?
jara ulta karke dekho!
hi hi.. ha ha
jab sidha samaj nahi aya to ulta kya GHANTA samaj ayega. - Never think about how romantic a msg ur bf /gf has sent u. Always think ...saala usko kisne bheja
- Sorry to disturb u,
but it's really urgent.
Ravan again kidnapped sita.....
& , we need a hundred monkeys urgently...... So...Turant niklo. - Love and Friendship r walkin in a village..
Love falls down in a well
Why?
Becauset love is blind
Frndship also jumps inside
Why?
Angat Masti!
Dusara kaay? - Scroll down if u Like me!
so u Like me?
dats so Sweet!
Ok u can stop.
Stop it,Enough.
dis is 2 much.
Ok ok i 2 like u
Happy?
Uff Crazy Fan. - Mummy:kaha gaya tha?
Beta: girlfreind se milne gaya tha.
Mummy: kis liye?
Beta: ha mummy bahut kiss liye. - GIRLS = 70 % BEAUTIFULL + 75 % SWEET + 85 % NAUGHTY + 90 % CUTE + 100 % LOVELY. 70 + 75 + 85 + 90 + 100 = 420. GIRLS = 420.
- G-Ghost
l-In
R-Real
L-Life
The real ghost in universe
So avoid girls in ur life.And forward all girls's NAMES & NUMBERS to me to save ur life - Bruce Lee's
favorites.
Vegtabl=mu-Lee
Brkfst=id-Lee
Festivl=diwa-Lee
Actres=sona-Lee
Muzik=quwa-Lee
Film=coo-Lee
Animl=bil-Lee
brain--urs!
why?
kha-Lee. - Bruce Lee's
favorites.
Vegtabl=mu-Lee
Brkfst=id-Lee
Festivl=diwa-Lee
Actres=sona-Lee
Muzik=quwa-Lee
Film=coo-Lee
Animl=bil-Lee
brain--urs!
why?
kha-Lee. - Cutest excuse :
A kid gets 0 marks in paper.
Father (angrily): "what is this?"
Kid : "Teacher k paas STAR khatam ho gaye toh PLANET dena shuru kar diya! - No-men can ever be satisfied with 3things in life
1)Mobile
2)Automobile
3)Girlfriend Bcoz there is always a better model available in future - Every 2nd peg of whisky reduces life by 5min.
Each sex trip increases life by 10min.
So d basic equation is :A FUCKING DRINKER NEVER DIES..
CHEERS!
- NEW Mastercard. Advertisement-
Call Girl:Rs.5,000/-Hotel Room: Rs.2,000/-
Condom:Rs.10/-
ERECTION..?
Dude. . There r Sum things Money just cant BUY..!! - If Parvati n Tulsi are running.....
What song should be played in the background....??
" Race Saanso Ki... " - To hear what is unspoken
To see what is unseen
To feel even without touching
is
called
"SCHIZOPHRENIA"
n people think its Love!!! - we r gud friends
I'm lamp
U r light
I'm coke
U r sprite
I'm saawan
U r baadal
I'm normal
U r
also normal
yaar apne aap par hi shak kar rhe ho! - Our “Frenship” is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have… when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c
- Our “Frenship” is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have… when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c
- A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History
- Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
- When words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'
- Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.
- This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
- Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
- When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
- Breakfast
Cudtt Eat
bcz
Thinking of U !!
Launch
cudnt eat
bcz
Thinking of u !!
Dinner
cudt eat
bcz
thinking of u !!
nite
cudt sleep
bcz
I'm damm Hungry ..!! - Wife:remove my skirt. Husband:ok
wife:remove my top.
H:ok
Wife:remove my bra
H: ok
Wife:remove my panties
H:ok
wife:And never Wear my dress again.. - Kaju,
Badam,
Akhrot,
Pista,
Kishmish,
All dry fruits r tasty but they have No comparison with you..
Becoz 'KHAJUR' ki to baat hi alag he - Today is death aniversary of
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
In his memory plz send this SMS to atleast one local CARTOON....
I have done my job.....! - I need
ur
help
urgently.If u
hav
HEART
THN
PLZ
pass
this
msg
2all ur
FRIENDS.I urgently
need
3 BOTTLES
of
KINGFISHER BEER
(With chips) - 3tips 2break a miror:
1.pathar mar k todo
2.utha k niche pheko
3.shishe k samne khade ho k muskurao. - Govt has passed a new rule!
Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax!
Don smile i know u r safe!
Oh my God.!
i've 2 pay - If u don't sms me God will giv u Lalu's brain
Mayavati's face, Jayalalita's body
Abdul kalaam's Hair style, Atal bihari's walking style - Director 2 Mallika:
Suhagrat ka scene hai, aap hero ko garam dudhka glass dengi
Mallika:Glass se he pilana tha to,Vidhya Balan ko lena tha. New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam. - Drinking Beer,Whisky,Smoking Cigarettes,
Drugs r Man's Worst Enemies...!
But, The Man who Runs Away from his Enemies...
Is a Coward... So CHEERS..!!
- Drinking Beer,Whisky,Smoking Cigarettes,
Drugs r Man's Worst Enemies...!
But, BIBLE says...LOVE UR ENEMIES..
so ..CHEERS..!! - A : u r Attractive
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r Darlin
E : u r Excellent
F : u r Fabulous
G : u r Great
H : Hatt yaar,'Z' tak kaun jhoot bolega!! - Life B 4 marriage is AIRTEL ... u can express u r self . After honeymoon its VODOFONE wherever u go u r wife follows . After 1 year it's RELIANCE .. kar liya wife ne mutthi mein . After 5 yrs it's IDEA .. A wife has changed u r life . After 10 yrs it's BSNL .. Subscriber is not reachable
- Finally its happened!
BEER
is now cheaper than PETROL!
"DRINK" don't DRIVE - 7 reasons why i joined Media
1 i hate to sleep
2 i've enjoyd my life in childhood
3 i want a disturbed family life
4 i want to take revenge from myself
5 i desperately need break-up from my dearest one,s
6 i want social boycott
7 i love to work on holidays. - Oye mere dost...andhere k ghost...
double ande k toast...bujhe hue lamp post...
murgi k roast...flopshow k host.....
I miss u dost..!! - G.f:Meri mummy bi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
B.f:Kuch bi ho.. pr main shaadi to tum hi se karunga! - The golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.
Try it. ;) - To be is to do.
-socrates
To do is to be.
-plato
Do be do be do.
-Scooby doo. - Once a boy asked god,"Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage...??"
God replied,"No it is not,but the problem is that you guys dont sleep.. - What do u call a knee of a bee?
Ans: BI-KI-NI !! - World's most unexpected Joke:-
Wat happens after a Lion roars??
take a guess,cmon...
think...
Tom & Jerry Cartoon STARTS.Hehe - An ass behind another ass, behind dat i, & behind i d whole nation.
Sardar teaching his children d spelling of'assassination'. - True but funny fact:
A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband!
But A boy never worries abt his future until he gets a wife! - Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land & water.
Sam: Frog!
Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals.
Sam: Frog's mom, frog's dad & frog's sister. - Pappu: Y u got faild in Maths exam..?
Son: Once Madam said 3+5=8
Next day she said
4+4=8 woh khud hi confirm nahi, mujhe kya sikhaye gi - U R one of the most CUTE persons in d world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating.
Useless.
Troubles.
Everywhere - Whn love fails, emotion wrks. Whn emotion fails,
memories wrk. Whn memories fail, words wrk.
Whn everythin fails, take 90 ML. whisky it rlly works.
" Cheers!"
+ve thinking poem
Little bird in the sky,
dropping potty on ur eye,
u don't worry,
u don't cry,
u just thank god that
ur boss don't fly. - Do you remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window and
you put your face out
then people started shouting
"Twins Twins" - Medical & Engg.princpals argued dat their studnts are fearless
MED princy askd studnts 2 jump in sea full f sharks.
they said OK & jumped..
MED princy : c d guts...
ENGG. princy asked studnts 2 jump.
They said "abe chal hat".
ENG princy : c d guts..
Moral: ENGINEERS ROCK...!!
- Boy:If i kiss u & run,wat wil u think?
GIRL:I wil think...1 bewakoof,jo pura paper
ttempt kar sakta tha,sirf objectives likh ke
bhag gaya..!! - Mehek kingfisher ki kam nahi hoti,
peene se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,
sath botal k agar ho classic mild cigarate
to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti. . .
Wah...Wah ..!!
- Commerce profesar asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance 4
starting business?
Student: Father in law - Mera no. change ho gaya hai
UNDERWEAR ka..
Agar tujhe meri purani UNDERWEAR chahiye to le jana.
Arey Hat pagle. Ab thanx bolkar bhai ko rulayega kya. - Let me Test ur maths!
(u shld read only 1time, ok)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q.:
Hw mny times u pressed d button? - 2 men were searching 4 their lost wifes.
1st:how's ur wife look like?
2nd:Beautiful,Bold,blue eyes,cute.
What abt urs?
1st:meri ko maar goli chal teri dhundein.. Golden words...
"A man who is behind Cigarette, drugs, alcohol,
is more safe than a man who is behind a girl" . . .
SO BEWARE OF GIRL'S REPLY TOH KARO YAAR!! 
Diwali Joke
Boy: Mummy ee red color tapaki kalusthey mast sound vastundi kada??
Mummy: Orey Sachinoda..!!
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...
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Adi Gas Cylinder Ra..!!
- Lets play a game
Its Very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
Start..
Kya start?
Ye koi game khelne ka time hai..? chup-chaap So jao! - Tell me why r u avoiding me these days?
Did i do anything wrong?
Keep in touch with me atleast once a week na.
Its really hurting!
Yours lovingly,
LUX SOAP!!
- Planing 4 movie
2morow.R u free? Give
me a call
if yes
tum apne TV pe
dekhna, mein apne TV
Par..
if no
parso fir program
banayenge - Aaj 'tom n jerry' ki barsi hai. Unki yaad mein plz ye
SMS kam se kam kisi 1 'CARTOON' ko zaroor send karein.
Maine apna FARZ pura kar diya ab aapki baari hai.. - r u free now?? wen u get tym..can u gimme a cal..its urgent...!! i Need 2 talk 2 u sumthng personl..... CHARMINAR is 4 sale anta.. konedaamaa..
- Hey r u free now??
Can u Cal me bak??
Ntng serious..its jst that my frnd wants 2 hear yur voice..
She iz nt believng dat MONKEYS can talk...
so Can yU..!! ;) - If u R LOVER calls U...BROTHER..dat means
B:Baava
R:Rojantha
O:Ontariga
T:Thirgudaama
H:Haayiga
E:Ekadikayna veldaam
R:Raaa.. - Nenu Nippu-Nuvvu Tuppu
Nenu Ukku-nuvvu Dokku
Nenu Pista-Nuvvu Basta
Dnt wry..Nuvvu fwd chesko..pandaga cheskoo - WIFE:I thnk our daught is in LOVE??
HUSBAND:how yu know??
WIFE:Coz' shez nt askng pockt money..!! - She came 2 me 1nite..xplored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed nd her fill.When satisfied she left...I waz Hurt...!! "Damn Mousquito..!! "
لیکن ایک چیز جو کبھی نہی بدل سکتی
وہ ہے میرا پیار صرف تمہارے لئے
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Ntng 2 me.....
Did he said anythng 2 yu??
bolo.. khatam karinge saala ko.. - Ganguly Won NATWEST series & removed his shirt..!!
Dhoni Won T20 & removed his shirt..!!
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Tondarga Sania Mirza Wimbeldon CUp gelichetatlu choodu ..!! 
- AD kosam Prince Mahesh THUMS-Up taagadu...
Dhoni Fans Kosam 7UP taagadu..
Trisha Sales Kosam FANTA taagindi...
Mana Friendshp Kosam nuvvu kanisam..
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x(@..@)x
"(---)"
sry..
take bak yur photo
my MOM gt scared..
Dad shocked..
Cousin Fainted..
Sister ran way..
My dog is in coma.. - Sweet Quote From
An 8 Years Old Kid
"LOVE Is When
I Can't Pay Attention
In Class
Because
I m Too Busy In
Writing 'HER' 1st Name
With 'MY' Last Name ... - Mera SMS Mila....
...
Nahi mila
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Ye lo...
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
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Lo chote SMS
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
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Ye lo remix
sMs
Sms
sMS
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Stylish wale bhi lo
$m$
$m$
$m$
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Ab to khush...
To ab muskura do 
- Mera SMS Mila....
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Nahi mila
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Ye lo...
SMS
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SMS
SMS
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Lo chote SMS
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
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Ye lo remix
sMs
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sMS
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Stylish wale bhi lo
$m$
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Ab to khush...
To ab muskura do - STRESS: When your wife is pregnant..
TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant..
PANIC: When both are pregnant..
TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy...!!
- Mr. Ali had 4 sons named
Rehmat Ali
Barkat Ali
Mehboob Ali &
Altaf Ali
5th time, it was twins,
Ali's wife decided to name them
BAS-KAR-ALI..
REHAM-KAR-ALI.. - 2day is Rechargng Day
So..recharge my Cel..!!
Rs10=just frnd
Rs20=nice frnd
Rs30=swt frnd
Rs55=cute frnd
Rs110=gud frnd
Rs222=best frnd
Rs550=janmajanmala frnd..!! - Boy: i sent love letters to my gf every day from 3 yrs!!!!!!
friend:then wat happened ra?
boy:she married the post man!!! - boy: darling i love u
gal : i2 love u
boy : though i may not b rich n hansom like Dillu but i sincerely love u
gal: i 2 love u dals but tell me more abt DILLU.. - BEHIND every succesful student ,there is one girl fnd..!
BUT wat about unsuccesful student??
SIMPLE,.....,
LOT OF GAL FNDS - sardar1:I broke lion's face,pulled tigers tail,broke cheeta's leg, i kicked elephat
sardar2:after vwt happen.?
sardar1:Toys shop owner kicked me out oh da shop..
- Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back - I thought of suicide
Went to the Railway track
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On the Way I Got Ur Sms After reading
I thought to live!
U Inspired Me
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A useles person like U is alive,Why should I Die!
- 7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
&
That Bloody Marriage
Has 77777 Problems
- Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Tie ...
Student:
Nanna..pandule mundu vachi class lo kurchuntaayi..!!
Simham..single ga vastundi..!!
- Kid:'Mom who is God?'
Mom: 'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white & he luvs
children'
Kid:'Oh! Michael Jackson...!!'
- "Alcohol may not b d answer 2 all questions"
-Swami Vivekananda.
"But Alcohol helps U 2 forget all d questions"
=PiYo MaSt JiYo=
- A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What’s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come???
Judge: May be side income..!!
- Biggest Mystery Of
Maths ...
Thousands Of Years
Passed,
Millions Of Theorems
Derived,
Crores Of Formulas
Made,
But Still,
X Is Unknown ...
- There Was An Headcount
Of Angels In Heaven
Pandemonium Strucked
Discovering That
An Angel Is Missing
Plz Call Heaven
&
Tell 'Em You're Safe With Me..
- Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
- If Dhoni Weds Sania ...
What Would Their First
Child Be Named ... ???
Think
Think
Aray Yaar It Would Be
DHANIA ...
- On Bush
Old Phrase :
A Bird In Hand Is Better
Than 2 In Bush
New Phrase :
A Boot On Bush Is
Better Than 2 In Foot
- On Bush
Zardari Has Orderd
That
All Future Press Conferences Will b Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency
Since
Shoes Can't Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid..!!
- On Bush
Jootay Khanay k Sirf Tum hi Ustaad nahi ho Arbab,
Suna hai Ek is zamanay mai koi BUSH bhi hai
- On Bush
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.
It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
- Acording 2 a recent survey
Men say d 1st thing they notice abt a woman is their
EYES
&
Women say d 1st thing they notice abt men is
They r bunch of liars..!!
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THE END!!!
U hav just watched my new movie "TAARE MOBILE PAR"
- Plss count this STARS
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oh sry.. beeche mein SUPERSTAR aagaya..!!
ab edit karke..Junior artist ka naam..math daalna..!!
- MaNaGeMeNt
FuNdAmEnTaL fOr
SuCcEsS ... :
" If YoU dOn'T lIkE
aNy RuLe , JuSt fOlLoW
It...
ReAcH tHe ToP aNd
ThEn ChaNgE tHe
RuLe ...
- If Gennie Could Grant
Me 3 Wishes...
-My 1st Wish Wud b 2
Rewind Bk 2 d Best
Tyms I Had
-2nd Wish Wud b 2
Pause Those Moments
-3rd Wud b 2 Replay It
Agn
- Imagine World Without GIRL'S..
Galiya Sunsan
Collage Viran
Duniya Pareshan
Tanha Insan
Na Jaanu
Na jaan
Har Taraf Bus
Karan's Ka
..DOSTANA..!!
- Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helped By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men's World ..!!
- God has given many qualities 2 u
Good look
Personality
Charm
Intelligence
And many more
This is calld as
"Allah meherban tu gadha b pehalwan"
- Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.
Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise You will be Suprised…
- Love Can Neither
Be Created
Nor
Be Destroyed ...
Only It Can Transfer From
One Girl To Another
With Some Loss Of Money
- Take chit in EXAM...
Scratch & show 2 ur nearest TEACHR..
& win
free trip 2 PRINCIPAL's office,
& enjoy 1 year holiday at HOME,
Hurry offer valid till last exam...
- My night going Sleepless,
My days going useless,
I thought i m in LOVE
SO i asked God is this LOVE??
God: No Dear.... Syllabus jyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi aata...!!
- The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale
Thnik aiagn !!!
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