Exam SMS

1. !!! Exam Anthem !!!

   
   
   Hum Honge Kaamyaad
   Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din
   Hoho ... Likhte Hyn Bakwas
   Fir bhi Hai Vishwas, Result Ho ga Jhakas
   Hum Hoonge All Pass Ek Din ... ;->
2. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
3. To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
4. To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
5. exams r here,
   
   at d paper we stare
   
   d ans r no where,
   
   which maks us pull our hair...
   
   d teachrs glare,
   
   And grades r below fair,
   
   but just like the past 16 yrs,
   
   WE DONT CARE!!!!!
6. paper ki roti,
   tention ka achaar,
   lamp ki kiran,
   question ki bahar,
   paper out ki chandi,
   seniours ka pyar,
   mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tehwaar...
   happy exam month...........
7. Padna-likhna chad pare,
   Nakal te rakh aas,
   chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
   Rabb karuga paas!!!

8. TOUGH PAPER

   If in examination hall
   during d exam
   u feel tht d paper is tough,
   dont worry.
   Just close ur eyes,
   take a deep breath
   n say 2 urself
   "Dis is a very interesting subject.
   I want to study it one more time"

9. What is FEAR ? ?

   
   FEAR is.... that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!!!
10. Did u know that it takes about 10 million trees to make the paper that we use in our exams?? let us protect the noble cause of saving trees
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    "SAY NO TO EXAMS!"
11. Yahoooooo... ....!
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    Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi
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    (';')
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    Pen
    pencil
    scale
    eraser
    
    sab taiyar hai
    
    AB BUS..
    padhna baki hai
12. exam k char din pehle jab syllabus dekha toh aisa laga ki
    
    
    KUCH TOH HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI.....
    
    
    exam k din jab paper haath me aaya toh aisa laga ki
    
    
    
    SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.......
13. Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .
    
    "Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy
    
    Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai'n Ge
    
    Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga
    
    Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."
    
    G . A . MICRO ;->
14. NA MOH HAI NA MAYA HAI
    
    YEH KAISA AALAS CHAYA HAI
    
    BAITH K CHAR PANNHE PALAT LO BETA
    
    
    
    WARNA EXAM KA PAPER KYA TUMHARE ABBU NE BANAYA HAI..!!
15. Students marte nhi
    
    zinda dafnaaye jaate hen
    
    har 6 months me tarhpaaye jaate hen
    
    Kafan khol k dekho..
    
    To wo qabar me bhi assignments likhte hue paaye jaate hen..
16. My night going Sleepless,
    
    My days going useless,
    
    I thought i m in LOVE
    
    SO i asked God is this LOVE??
    
    
    
    God: No Dear.... Syllabus jyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi aata...!!
    
17. Take chit in EXAM...
    Scratch & show 2 ur nearest TEACHR..
    & win
    free trip 2 PRINCIPAL's office,
    & enjoy 1 year holiday at HOME,
    
    Hurry offer valid till last exam...
18. Movies of university Lyf
    
    Exam=Evil dead
    Classes=kabhi kabhi
    Examiner=Don
    Viva=encounter
    Course=Godzilla
    Marking=Andha Qanon
    Exam time=Qiamat
    Question paper=Aik paheli
    Answer paper=Kora kagaz
    Result=Sadma
    Pass=Chamatkar
    Fail=Devdas
    Vacation=Masti
    Purpose of education=Na tum jano na hum..
    
19. Wat'z d siMiLarity b/w a EngineeriNg studEnt & AaMir kHan iN GHajiNi ?
    
    SimpLe
    
    botH caN RemembEr anythng & everythng fOr 15 min OnLy
20. exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
    
    KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI
    
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
    
    SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HA
21. MATHAMATICAL INVITATION
    
    Mr&Mrs square invites u 4 d occassion of marraige of their daughter
    
    Miss.Circle
    
    wid
    
    Master Rectangle
    
    Venue: Pentagonal Street, Hexagonal Hall
    
    4m urs near nd dear
22. My exams wil b from tomorrow
    
    Yesterday in my dream all my books were singing a song,
    
    guess which song ...
    
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    zara zara touch me touch me touch me , zara zara hold me hold me hold me
23. Education is such a wonderful and precious thing .....
    
    I wonder why it is being wasted on us...
24. A Genius is a Prsn who can do anythng by $1 wat
    any fool can do by $100
    
    As such we complete syllabus in 1 day,
    Wat teachers try in 1year..!