Telugu SMS

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   nee msg kosam nenu
   ningi lo chandruni la
   ilanu lo unna..devuni la
   manchu binduvu la eduru chustunte.
   nuvvemo
   burada lo pandi la
   bokka lo eluka la
   sotta padda chippalaa..naa msg chaduvthaava??
   siggu ledu?? tondarga msg cheyu..!!
   
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   nee msg kosam nenu
   kulaayi kaada bimde laa
   githi kaada nakka laa
   korakanunna kukka la eduru chustunte...
   ningi lo chandruni la
   ilanu lo unna..devuni la
   manchu binduvu la eduru chustunte.
   nuvvemo
   
   
3. చిరు సినిమా కి ఫండ్స్ తో వెళ్ళు...
   
   పవన్ సినిమా కి లవర్ తో వెళ్ళు..
   
   నాగ సినిమా కి గ్ఫ్/బఫ్ తో వెళ్ళు...
   
   వెంకి సినిమా కి ఫ్యామిలీ తో వెళ్ళు....
   
   మహేష్ సినిమా కి కేసు తో వెళ్ళు.....
   
   కానీ....................
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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   బాలయ్య సినిమాకి మటుకు ఇంట్లో చెప్పి వెళ్ళు....
4. 2002 టెర్రరిజం
   
   2003 వరదలు
   
   2004 భూకంపం
   
   2005 సునామి
   
   2006 భారి వర్షాలు
   
   2007 హైదరాబాద్ బొంబ్స్
   
   2008 --------?
   
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   బాల్లయ్య
   
   
   "యువ గర్జన"
   
5. Moham pagilipodi.... :x
   
   
   
   
   Winter vasthundi kada..so cold cream rasuko..
   Skin Jaagratha Suma.. ;)
6. If u R LOVER calls U...BROTHER..dat means
   
   B:Baava
   R:Rojantha
   O:Ontariga
   T:Thirgudaama
   H:Haayiga
   E:Ekadikayna veldaam
   R:Raaa..
7. Nenu Nippu-Nuvvu Tuppu
   Nenu Ukku-nuvvu Dokku
   Nenu Pista-Nuvvu Basta
   
   Dnt wry..Nuvvu fwd chesko..pandaga cheskoo
8. Exams ni edurunga
   unnapudu ni kallalo
   bhayam undakudadu
   ni kallu munduvaani paper meeda undaali
   mee muthi meeda chirunavvu undaali
   nee pckt lo slip undaali- AKRAMAARKUDU.. :)
9. Diwali Joke
   
   Boy: Mummy ee red color tapaki kalusthey mast sound vastundi kada??
   
   Mummy: Orey Sachinoda..!!
   
   
   
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   Adi Gas Cylinder Ra..!!
10. Ganguly Won NATWEST series & removed his shirt..!!
    
    Dhoni Won T20 & removed his shirt..!!
    
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    Devuda..
    
    Tondarga Sania Mirza Wimbeldon CUp gelichetatlu choodu ..!!
11. Yedu kondalavada venkata ramana govind govind...Swamy naaku Feb 14 kalla oka manchi lover dorikithe..
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    Ee sms choose vallaki gundu kottistha
12. AD kosam Prince Mahesh THUMS-Up taagadu...
    
    Dhoni Fans Kosam 7UP taagadu..
    
    Trisha Sales Kosam FANTA taagindi...
    
    Mana Friendshp Kosam nuvvu kanisam..
    
    
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    . DOMEX kuda taagaleva..
13. sweetest praposal LKG boy to UKG girl:
    
    BOY :- nuvu nannu pelli chechukuntava?
    
    GIRL: Chi pola
    
    BOY :-Chechukova plz
    
    GIRL :-enthilaa nenu chechukonu poo....
    
    BOY :- chechuko akka plzz
14. hero : ee roju nuvvu chalaa andamgaa unnav?? avunuuu ammayilandaruu gullo enduku andamgaa kanapadathaaru ???
    
    heroine : ante pavitramaina manasutho... ........
    
    hero : stop.. antha ledammaa.. gudikochche roju snanam chestaaru kaabatti...
    
    heroine : kaburlu cheppaku.. alaa chesedi meeru
    
    hero : ante meeru alaakudaa cheyyaraa.....
15. Uppu kappu rambu... Ballaya Bandaga undunu..
    
    Chooda Chooda..Cinemaalu Chettaga undunu..!!
    
    Cinemaalandu..Ballaya Cinemaalu Flopayyaa...!!
    
    Vishwadhaabi Raama..Choodakura Kanna..!!
16. Edi emaina..Evaru emana..Rendu Vishyaluu gurthupetko...
    
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    (1)Gaali vaste aakulu oogutay...
    
    
    
    
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    (2)Raakapote oogavu..
17. Nenu ninu oka vishyam adgutha..
    
    
    nee manasulo unnadi chppali...
    
    
    nuvu cheppedi emaina sare nenu accept chsta...
    
    
    kani nuvu kopadakudadu...
    
    
    manasulo asalu pettukokudadu...
    
    
    naatho maatladatam maaneykudadu..
    
    
    
    
    plzz..
    
    
    
    nannu artham cheskuntav ani ankuntnanu...
    
    
    
    adgesthna..
    
    
    
    reply isthav ani korukuntna...
    
    
    
    
    
    "Melody itni choclatey kyun hain"
18. Tinnama padukunnama tellarinda....
    Ide concept to anta vunnaru....
    Yee okkariki gudmorning cheppe responsibility ledu....
    Responsibility feel ayye ekaika person nene.....
    gudmorning
19. Aeroplane - Wright brothers
    Cycle - Macmillan
    Telephone - Graham Bell
    Telescope - Galileo
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    ade vedukutu vunnam ... teliste chepandi ........ kummeyali
20. PRIYA MITRAMA GATA KONTA KALAMUGA MEERU
    MAAKU SANDESAMULU PAMPUTA LEDU
    ANDULAKU MAA MANASU KINCHIT KALATHA
    CHENDUCHUNNADI, KAVUNA IKA PIMMATA MEE
    PEENASI TANAMUNU VEEDI MEE YOKKA DOORA BASHA
    PARIKARAMU NUNDI SANDESAMULU PAMPUDU.......
    itlu mee bhavadeeyudu..
21. once teacher asked sardar..
    
    teacher:tell 5 water animals..
    
    sardar:fish..
    
    teacher:good..tell the other 4.
    
    sardar:dane amma..dane ayya..dane akka..dane anna..
22. OKKAMOGADU, VEERABHADRA, ALLARI PIDUGU, PANDURANGADU, VIJAYENDRA VARMA, CHENNAKESAVA REDDY,MAHARADHI ila vachi okokka cinema flop avutunte ee sari vache cinema flop kadu bumper flop avvalani mari pettadra maa siddhanti yi cinema peru
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PANDIMURI PENTAYYA ani
23. Nitin : Ee Msg Chadive gal..Sexy ga undi kadara...
    
    Ram Charan Tej : Yaa..chaaalaa Cute ga kuda undi..
    
    Prabhas : Orey..adi maa atha kuthuru raa..
    
    Allu Arjun : Oyee..adi meeku chelli avvudi ra..she My Lover Nikitha.. yu know??